| Just took a new picture with my Webcam. |
[Dec. 20th, 2004|02:24 pm] |
...That's hot.
Some people say I look like one of those flathead aliens with the big eyes. I don't think so.
Johnny Landin Yo: What are you doing
GOLDEN grahams: watching step by step =/
Johnny Landin Yo: Really?
GOLDEN grahams: yes
GOLDEN grahams: abc family
Johnny Landin Yo: That's hot.
Johnny Landin Yo: How was school today?
GOLDEN grahams: fine
Johnny Landin Yo: Really?
GOLDEN grahams: I slept in english
Johnny Landin Yo: That's hot.
Since Donald Trump stole my catchphrase, I'm gonna steal Paris Hilton's. That's hot.
I'm gonna go now since LiveJournal is Gay.
That's hot.© |
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[Oct. 29th, 2004|09:29 am] |
- I just had pancakes for breakfast. I feel like a happy child in one of those early-morning cereal commercials that you would always see as a kid when you were all pissed about having to go to school.
- Waiting all day for a 23 minute episode of Family Guy is Gay. Maybe if Television wasn't so shitty, I wouldn't wait up all day for one of the only half-way decent shows on TV. Every single television show nowadays is aimed at Gay people who watch shit like "The O.C.".
- People who jack my "Random Thought" form of typing are Fags. Yes, that means you.
- My balls hurt.
- D-Von Dudley is selling his wrestling clothing on Ebay.
...That's deep.
- Pretty much every Female is crazy and/or a Whore. It doesn't matter who the girl is, every girl has a price she'll break for.. And while this isn't Big News.. My theory has been further proven time and time again. Whether it be a preppy girl on some Website taking pictures of herself Shitting in a tub, or a wannabe thug girl with giant ear rings.. or even a sloppy one who wears too much makeup and looks like an extra from the movie "White Chicks".. Every other Female in this society is a stinky, unattractive Hosemonster. Plus, I have a better ass than most of the girls out there, and I'd rather stare at myself naked in the mirror than be forced to look at you sloppy-bodied poor excuses for Females.
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AHAHAAHAHAHAH.. I crack myself up.
- Oh speaking of websites, remind me to spit my gum in the face of Matthew Paniagua for attempting to be taken as a serious Human Being on a stupid date site. First and foremost, any kid who puts his pictures up on a dating site for approval is Wacked out of their head enough as it is. Did your mother or father not give you enough attention and approval as a child? Are you not satisfied? Do you need to prove your own self worth and try to justify yourself by getting approval from a bunch of Stinky horny guys and/or Sloppy slutty girls? If so, I pity you.
**Looks like Dr. Phil**
Matthew's Sean John shirt in his picture also looks like it's written in Diarrhea.
- Halloween is like one of those gay holidays that you just want to ignore. Kind of like the entire Baseball season. You want to ignore it because of the funny looking 1920's outfits with the tight pants and stupid looking hats and shit.. But it's hard to ignore because every Queer around you shoves it down your throat. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2004|12:29 am] |
I wanna just start spitting my gum in random people's faces. I always walk around with gum on me so the next time someone pisses me off I'll do it.
Now Dahss Coohl.© |
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| D-Von is my new favorite. |
[Oct. 28th, 2004|09:43 am] |
A WWE fan was sitting near ringside at the house show and was basically mouthing off, just like many fans do. During the main event, when the Dudleys and others came out for the brawl after the Booker T/Bradshaw main event, the fan, along with many were just chanting things at random. D-Von did his spot in the ring and was kicked to the outside towards the security rail, where the fan was. The fan tapped D-Von on the elbow, just like many fans tap wrestlers on the back when they're near the crowd. Other fans also tapped D-Von (like a tap on the back.) D-Von turns around and tells the fan "Don't f*ckin' touch me." Which was proof that the fan didn't hit D-Von, he simply tapped him on the elbow. D-Von was standing on the outside of the ring and the fan says "Hey D-Von, move I can't see."
D-Von Dudley asked the fan to come closer to the rail and to say it to his face, but the fan just stood there. D-Von kept repeating it, then security came and asked what was going on, D-Von replies "I want the kid to hit me, so I can hit him back." If a fan hits a wrestler, the wrestler has the authority to hit him back, self defense. But the fan didn't hit D-Von and D-Von was apparently fed up with the fan's big mouth and just wanted a reason to hit him. D-Von snapped and shoved the Bell Centre security and grabbed the fan against the rail and made him go face to face with him. The fan, who's scheduled for back surgery this Friday, due to a car accident from earlier this year, simply told D-Von "Let me go man, my back really hurts, I am scheduled for surgery on Friday." D-Von still had his hands on the fan, then security tried to stop it again. At that point, security grabbed the fan and finally pulled him back. Bubba then came out of nowhere and told the fan "Your mom is a whore."
After the show, many fans were waiting in back of the arena to watch the wrestlers leave. The fan and his friends were at the light waiting to cross the street, while other people were still in front of the arena garage. Suddenly, D-Von stops at the red light and both the fan and D-Von spot each other. The fan yells "What D-Von? What do you want? What are you going to do, you hurt my back?" D-Von leaves his car at the light on the street and rushes out to get in the fan's face, then he started shoving the fan and asking him what he's going to do. The fan told D-Von that he had a bad back and to stop what he's doing. D-Von let go of him, but stayed face to face. A WWE security was also driving and saw this happening, he immediately got out of his vehicle and proceeded to stop the argument/altercation.
Security pushed the fan instead of holding D-Von back. The fan said "You're not allowed to do this." The WWE security said "I'm allowed to do whatever I want." They both went back to their cars and that was it.
It's kind of sad to see that something like that would get to D-Von Dudley. Some say the fan probably deserves it for his big mouth, maybe he does, maybe he doesn't, but the fan never pushed or shoved D-Von and D-Von let words get to him.
A picture was sent in to WrestleView.com yesterday, where D-Von and the fan were face to face. In the picture, you will notice the WWE security guard coming to break it up and you will also notice the vehicles stopped at the light unattended.
What a dope guy.. Jeez.. If I were that guy I'da smiled when they cursed at me. But that's what that fag fan gets for trying to get big with a wrestler.
**Looks like D-Von**
WHO'S THE MAN.!!!!!© |
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| A Rant |
[Oct. 27th, 2004|07:10 pm] |
- I'm glad Ashlee Simpson got caught lip singing. And quite frankly, I hope someone walks in on her tucking her dick inbetween her legs too. Fucking trannie.
- I don't know why kids take Eminem so seriously. Eminem is just a 40 year old man who is trying to dictate what's "cool", and simply trying to make a buck off of a few Ignorant little kids who take rap music way too serious. Do you honestly think anything Eminem raps about is real? Do you idiots think he really hates his mother and his wife? Eminem created an entire fictional world for children to eat up, and it worked. He's made millions off of nonsense. He has the ability to rap decent, yes, but I have no respect for a someone who contributes to further brain-washing Teen America, who are ignorant enough as it is.
The majority of the Rappers you kids look up to are just Fake. Do you think that Jadakiss, in his free time, talks in street slang to his mother? He's probably a well spoken educated Black Man. He's probably out somewhere right now counting his money like "Well gee willickers, Oxwald! I have just made another 20 thousand in this last hour for me to Invest! Oh, my mother dearest would be proud of me! Thank Goodness for all of those Scrawny Albanians for pretending to emulate Urban America!"
**Jadakiss wears reading glasses**
And the same can be said about any other rapper or Musician. They attempt to connect through Teenagers and other idiots so that they can sell records and make money. Do you think Ryan Cabrbabra or Ashlee Simpson give a fuck about you? Hell no. If I don't give a fuck about my legion of fans, they don't give a fuck either.
And what's funny is people complain about Rap music right now.. But in like 30 years rap will be considered a serious genre of music like Rock is today. That's Gay. Fuck all that.
Oh and speaking of rappers, why does every rapper care if we vote or not? First they claim to be uneducated and "Street".. Then they come out here and tell us all to vote for John Kerry. First of all, I can think for myself.. Second, why the fuck would I want to listen to what some 30-something year old Uneducated nobody has to say? And third.. What is this, a third-world country? Why is everyone so Anxious to over-throw the president? If these rich Hollywood fucks had their way it would be chaos in the streets and we'd be executing George Bush in front of a live audience.
Shit, It's so bad, that Eminem actually released a single about voting. Why... Why would you go out of your way to record a song and music video specifically to tell your fans to vote for John Kerry? I mean.. P. Diddy with the "Vote or Die" bullshit was bad enough. But now I turn on the TV and I see the new Eminem Anti-Bush song on a fucking ROCK countdown. ROCK. You've gotta be kidding me. Is that how desperate MTV is to influence everyone's vote? Did Eminem call himself and tell them to play it on the Rock AND Rap countdown? That's a little ridiculous. And the song itself is Garbage. Carbon Copy of any other Eminem song from his last album, with yelling and noises and rants about how he wants to overthrow the president. And if that's not enough, after the video is over it says VOTE NOVEMBER 2ND. No. Fuck you and fuck voting.
...This is exactly why I never watch that MTV garbage. They try to influnce what's cool and what's "right" in modern society. But if what's "right" means inter-racial relationships, gay marriages, 40 year old Rappers pretending to be funny, and voting for some old guy who looks like the bottom of my nutsack, THEN COUNT ME OUT. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2004|07:09 pm] |
"Edge was actually given RAW off this week (pre taped promo) as he was married last week. He was married to Edge's sister several years ago but they have since divorced and he was married to someone new this past weekend."
Damn, that's worse than Matthew. At least he divorced her though. |
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| ROSTER UPDATE |
[Oct. 26th, 2004|06:42 pm] |
The following were given their notice of release earlier today by Senior Vice President Eric Weenis:
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MeSSiEe JeSSiE
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Kate Lyn Here
Xxhottie31ox
DXFoleyALF27
Golden Grahams
HilaryD33
hopwebmiss
Rocky 2 Adrianne
violentj2204
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ironcro55
NFC2000000
rocaalme
SHACKDADDYV
Shadoweddeath031
x0temp tAt ionx0
Thank you, and goodnight. |
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| Listen here |
[Oct. 26th, 2004|04:12 pm] |
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET DUMPED BY ME, JOHNNY LANDIN YO. YOU DATE HIM.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A HARD CORE HOMOSEXUAL.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A 120 POUND MEMBER OF THE GAY COMMUNITY.
AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY AND GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD WHO DOESN'T BATHE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!!!
And on a serious note, I'm going to go to all of your houses and slap you right across your ugly Jew faces. That's right. Half of you deserve it for being shitheads who bite me, or for just being plain Gay adolescent Shit-mustached Faggots like Matthew Paniagua and his online boyfriends. Eat my shit. |
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| Attention All |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|07:35 pm] |
It has come to my attention that a lot of you like to Gossip and quote me directly when I tell you something in IM or in person. But what I would like to know is.. Since when has my opinion and word become so fucking important? Is it really necessary for you 13 year old Female shitheads to gossip about me to one another? Is that what your life consists of? Talking about me and thinking about me???
Whenever I tell any of you anything.. It should be considered a gift. Me opening up and talking to ANY of you shitheads.. My presence even being acknowledged by you.. Is a GIFT. You should Cherish it. Whenever I tell any of you shitheads something, it's simply for you to acknowledge it and write it down in your notebooks like the little fucken marks you are. It's not for you to trade around Rumors about me, and tell one another shit I may have said.
So please, hop off. Quit sending IMs to one another about/pertaining to me... Quit mentioning me in your stupid little schools.. Quit making Gay Journals talking about me.. Quit trying to be like me. Stop it.
If You Keep It Up, I'm Going To Fire The Entire Roster And Give Big Papa Fritos A Main Event Push© |
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[Oct. 24th, 2004|11:14 am] |
http://www.meetspot.com/profile.php?username=DyNaStY
That is the ugliest female ever. Her eyes.. Her nose.. Her lips.. The way she dresses.. Her hair.. Her makeup. It all angers the fuck out of me. And she looks like she definitely has some Vinerial diseases from fucking black guys. Mad disgusting. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2004|09:37 pm] |
JohnnyLandinYo 21|M|Staten Island, NY
10.23.04
Why is every girl on this Website ugly.
xSwEetNaTix 18|F|Brooklyn, NY
Voted: 1 10.23.04
eww wtf lmaoo who do u think u are? please...maybe if u spent less time flexin ure muscles ud know how to talk to girls...go back to ure country..its the only place than can stand a**holes like u..
xSwEetNaTix 18|F|Brooklyn, NY
10.23.04
yeah u better not write back..dont need my page polluted with comments by egotistical loser like you
JohnnyLandinYo 21|M|Staten Island, NY
10.23.04
Sorry, I was walking my dog.
JohnnyLandinYo 21|M|Staten Island, NY
10.23.04
Fifi is his name.
hell yeah.
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: Shut up
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: You cocksucker
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: you're fired
Nati BabeZz: please...ure such a corny ass loser
Nati BabeZz: why did u im me?
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: YERRRR FIRED
Nati BabeZz: i dont talk to losers
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: GET YER ASS OUT
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: SECURITY
Nati BabeZz: ureeeee retarded
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: GET THIS SON OF A BITCH OUT OF HERE
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: IF YOU WANT YOUR JOB
Nati BabeZz: im a girl u retard
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: YOU HAVE TO GET NAKED
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: AND BARK LIKE A DOG
Nati BabeZz: fuk u..ure being blocked
Nati BabeZz: later bitch
FRENCH PHEN0M RD: FIRED
Nati BabeZz signed off at 9:36:58 PM.
**La Resistance music plays** |
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| AAAAAHHHH!! |
[Oct. 22nd, 2004|09:31 pm] |
itzagrlthingo1: Hi! I liked your JohnnyLandinYo Profile on Meetspot!
Johnny Landin Yo: yeah its a cool profile huh
itzagrlthingo1: yea
Johnny Landin Yo: drew is bumping christina aguilera
Johnny Landin Yo: do you have a meetspot
itzagrlthingo1: yeah
Johnny Landin Yo: whats your name
itzagrlthingo1: my username is itzagrlthing01
Johnny Landin Yo: Do you honestly think you could sleep with me
Johnny Landin Yo: Or get me
Johnny Landin Yo: You're a freak
Johnny Landin Yo: A FREAK!!!
Johnny Landin Yo: FREAK!!!!
Johnny Landin Yo: FREAAAAAK!!!
itzagrlthingo1: who the fuk said anything about getting with u?
Johnny Landin Yo: FREAAAAAK!!!
...I'm not even gonna post her picture for your sake yo.
Naked Rob Conway: Listen don't hate on Rene because you look like a freak okay.© |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2004|12:16 am] |
ALLiCaT: putting other people first is how ur supposed to live
Preach on, brother Socrates! |
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| Look what you did |
[Oct. 21st, 2004|10:24 pm] |
All of you.. Look what you did. Your baseball posts.. You scumbags. Your baseball posts got the entire Active Roster fired. THAT'S RIGHT. EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS FIRED. HOW DOES IT FEEL? YOU SELFISH, INHUMANE SON OF A BITCH? IF YOU HADN'T POSTED BASEBALL NONSENSE AND PICTURES OF QUEERS DOING BONER HOLDS, YOU'D ALL HAVE A JOB RIGHT NOW.
And speaking of Queers doing wrestler boning holds...
Johnny Landin Yo: cant even grow a beard yet
Johnny Landin Yo: thinks hes a wrestler
Johnny Landin Yo: Wrestling
Johnny Landin Yo: What is a Wrestler
The DreW Yo: with a boner hold on
Johnny Landin Yo: It certainly is not a kid who isn't out of High School pretending to be his favorite Superstar
Johnny Landin Yo: It's certainly not some snobby kids who are stuck up and angry because their mother didn't give them enough breast milk as a child
Johnny Landin Yo: A Wrestler
The DreW Yo: who is he
Johnny Landin Yo: TheCorpretPower
The DreW Yo: I'd fight him like Rocky
The DreW Yo: That's him?
The DreW Yo: HAHAHAH ALBINO
The DreW Yo: CHICK LEGS HE SHAVES THEM YO
I hope you all get no sleep tonight. I hope you stay up all night thinking about how you could have prevented the termination of an entire roster this evening. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2004|10:16 am] |
FUCK THE YANKEES AND THE RED SOX. IF I SEE ONE MORE PROFILE OR LJ UPDATE CONCERNING IT YOU'RE ALL FIRED. AND DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT.
QUITE FRANKLY, I HOPE BOTH TEAMS DRIVE OFF A CLIFF. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HOPE THE ENTIRE MLB AND ALL OF IT'S FANS GROW DICKS ON THE BACK OF THEIR NECKS. THAT'S RIGHT. |
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| I just took a new picture of myself |
[Oct. 20th, 2004|11:16 pm] |
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...I think I look Mighty Handsome there. How about you?
- Look at my icon, I just don't care anymore yo.
- Dead Man Inc310: yes the yankees suck
- Kate Lyn Here: who
Kate Lyn Here: is fifo
Kate Lyn Here: *i
Johnny Landin Yo: my dog
Kate Lyn Here: aww
- My groin felt like it was going to pull during a workout before. The last thing I need is an injured nutsack, AND YOU KNOW IT.
- I had pancakes for breakfast today.
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AS FAR AS THE 1ST KID TO THE FAR LEFT GOES.. IT'S ROLEX TIME BUDDY. LEAVE YER MICKEY MOUSE WATCH AT HOME I ALREADY TOLD YAH. 2ND KID.. I'LL GET TO YOU LATER. TO THE 3RD KID.. BUDDY, YER PATHETIC!!! YOU WANNA COME WITH YER BIG HAWK NOSE.. COME OUT HERE WITH YER SHITTY DOUBLE CHIN THAT DANGLES DOWN LIKE A DOG'S SHITTY NUTSACK.. YER CHEAP SEARS DRESS SHIRT. TAKE A LOOK AT MY DRESS SHIRT YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH. CUSTOM MADE. LOOK AT THE TAG. "CUSTOM MADE FOR JOHNNY LANDIN YO BY ALVIN OF DRESS AND TAYLOR IN KENTUCKY". YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANG.. WITH THE MAN?!?!?! YOU THINK.. YOU CAN HANDLE.. THE MAN??? IS THAT WHAT YER THINKIN'? BECAUSE BUDDY, EATIN' FAST FOOD ALL DAY AND WORKIN' AT CVS AIN'T CUTTING IT. YOU SEE ME? I ROLL.. WITH STYLE. AND I DON'T TAKE SHITS BUT BUDDY IF I EVEN DID, YOU'D BEST BE SURE I'D HAVE TO STAND OVER THE TOILET. YA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE MY BALLS ARE TOO BIG... WOOOOO!!! THAT'S RIGHT. I GOT BIG BALLS. AND BUDDY, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT.. ME AND YOU, WE'LL GO. WE'LL GO DOWN VICTORY. I'LL BEAT YER FAT FUCKEN ASS SO BAD THAT YOU'LL WONDER WHY YOUR OVERWEIGHT PARENTS EVER BOTHERED TO FEED YOU ALL OF THAT LASAGNA AND CHEESE CAKE, YA HEAR ME FATTY??
...AND AS FOR THE KID ON THE FAR RIGHT... YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEAP MEMBER OF THE DAVE MATTHEW'S BAND BUDDY.
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN'.. ABOUT THIS GREASY, PIMPLE-FACED 10 YEAR OLD KID. YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU WANNA COME OUT HERR.. RUN YER MOUTH ABOUT JOHNNY LANDIN AND HOW YER GONNA TAKE IT TO HIM. YOU WANNA RUN YER MOUTH ABOUT ME. WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN'. WHO'S THE MAN? WHO'S THE ONE.. THAT CAN WALK DOWN THE STREET... BE RECOGNIZED, BE ESTABLISHED. ROLL IN STYLE, AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHIN'. THAT'S ME!. AND AS FAR AS YOU AND YER UGLY LITTLE COUSIN GO.. YOU TWO AREN'T CREDIBLE HUMANS. YOU GOT THE TWO OF YOU WHO CAN BARELY SHOW YOUR FACE.. IN PUBLIC. WHY? BECAUSE OF ME. BECAUSE OF THE MAN, THE CHAMPION. I'VE GOT THE WOMEN, I'VE GOT THE CARS, I'VE GOT THE ROLEXES, I'VE GOT IT ALL BUDDY. AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE? ARE YOU GONNA SOB ABOUT YOUR DEAD FAMILY MEMBERS? BECAUSE THAT GIMMICK IS OLD BROTHER AND YOU AND YOUR COUSIN KNOW ABOUT IT. AND WOOO!!! ALL WOMEN ASIDE.. YOU!!!! AND ME!!!! YOU WANT IT???? YOU TALK THE TALK ON THE COMPUTER.. BUT BUDDY.. JUST CUZ YOU SCREWED A FEW BEAVER LOOKING FEMALES ON THE WRONG SIDE OF YER FAMILY TREE, DOESN'T MAKE YOU THE MAN. JUST BECAUSE YER DATING A CHUNKY GIRL NAMED DENISE WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE NEVER WEARS UNDERWEAR CUZ HER FLABBY ASS IS ALWAYS FLOPPIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU THE MAN!! I AM THE MAN.
But no.. No, this LJ isn't gonna end with some Ugly Fags who look like Domino's Pizza poster boys. I'm going to end this LJ with good, good images.
Ahhhh...
Random Johnny Fact: I'm not going to give you a random Johnny fact today. |
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